This comic pretty much sums up the way I feel about Miracle Whip… although I used to call it Mayo with sugar, I think Goblin Cum is much more appropriate. via: The Oatmeal
Since we are on the subject of terrible drivers:
Here is a video of a gentleman (who runs awesome, btw) in the Netherlands where apparently he is the worst driver and went on a show to prove it, and to learn to how to be a better driver???. He ended up hitting the gas instead of the brake and ran over 2 people, including the producer of the show. He held his hands over his eyes while he made the attempt to kill… They lived.
Netherlands’ worst driver proves it in graphic video — Autoblog.
(click to view reenactment) So I watched a woman this morning in her minivan, leaving McDonalds, turn left across 2 lanes of busy traffic onto a busy road. How did I see this? She pulled out right in front of me, I had to slam my brakes, as she slowed down blocking both lanes, including mine, and eventually pulled out onto the other side of the street and went along her way. Now the cars traveling in the lane that she ended up in had to slam their brakes and 3 of them swerved, barely missing her and each other. Lots of horns honking, except for mine because I was sitting there wide eyed, with my mouth open. The woman looked totally calm. I would like to present to you above, a reenactment of the scene, with some slight embellishment included, but still very, very, similar.
There was an interesting article on the internet a couple days ago linked below.
Let The Arguments Fly: Study Shows Women More Likely To Cause Traffic Accidents.
(Now I know this is not true for everyone… but the woman I witnessed this morning gives us strong evidence backing up the claim)